Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
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Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
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mccoole727 13
You should tell her, though it may break her heart, she deserves to know.
madhouse1212 2
That's so wrong sorry
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Comments (186)
hateevryone 14
You should tell her. She doesn't deserve a guy like that.
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Tell her now before he spends it in his favor but prepared for the fact she might not listen to you. But as a true best friend you must tell her.
badmike89 6
You call her your bestfriend but have not seen her or even something like her Facebook I'm sure it's on there
raraisbang 12
Believe it or not, not everybody has Facebook.
lexi365 20
A 'heart to heart' conversation coming up?
juicifer 0
Maury?
nevershoutkendal_fml 10
More like Jerry Springer or Steve Wilkos, or even Jeremy Kyle. Maury is more for paternity testing.
KiddNYC1O 20
Well, don't have sex right away with someone you just met if you're looking to be emotionally attached.
MissAmz 7
She wasn't looking to becoming emotionally attached. It was her best friend who she discovered was dating the guy is emotionally attached.
KiddNYC1O 20
But think about it, how do you justify calling someone you had a one night stand with a douchebag? You're just asking for it.
downtime 12
The same action from entirely different points of reference are completely different things. For instance, someone who kills in self defence is completely different to someone who kills for fun. Someone who is single and engages in casual sex is completely different to someone who is in a relationship, deceiving their partner and sleeping around.
Haven74 6
128- OP is justified in calling the guy a douchebag based on the fact that he, most likely, knew he was in a relationship and failed to disclose that bit of information when he hooked up with OP. I say "most likely" knew, just in case OPs friend is the type that claims to be in a relationship, when the guy may just be there for some semi-regular, no strings fling.
fmlllqueenn 0
Awkward...
cacunt 1
You're the dumb bitch that slept with him.
jbb8766 1
Wow are you a **** ?
kquelly 1
Wat does op mean?? Someone please tell me???