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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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You deserved it 4 814

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The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

I agree, your life sucks 944

You deserved it 180

By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 871

You deserved it 321

By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 253

Overreaction Man

By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

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You deserved it 647

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 318

You deserved it 10 040

By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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You deserved it 4 450

By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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You deserved it 6 889

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 862

You deserved it 2 815

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 828

You deserved it 5 596

Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 211

You deserved it 177

Vashen 5

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:09

kick him in the balls and tell him to get lost

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 15 September 2010 23:11

When exactly did his brain cease to function, darling?

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IIFoxII 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 1:26

what happened to ur hair ? =

KVKdragon 26

Thursday 16 September 2010 1:27

I really like your profile pic. it pretty much summarizes how much I hate my pc.

trivlove 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 1:43

damn, i hope u slapped that motherf***er & dumped his ass!

marcranger 28

Thursday 16 September 2010 1:52

like everyone else said...hope you dumped the ****. babies are disgusting anyway.

glambert1998 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 2:29

what a jerktell him to get out of ur life if he is gonna cheat on u and have sex with whoever hes cheating with

my2centsworth 15

Thursday 16 September 2010 2:32

it takes a village took on a whole new meaning

amymarie2767 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 2:35

aww that's terrible. what a douche.

schoolsuck 8

Thursday 16 September 2010 2:38

I'd kick him in the nutz and leave permant damage then tell him it's over

dulcesbesos123 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 2:51

hahahaaa really funny!!!!!!:p

shortyshort21 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 2:57

yeah, help kill te baby...

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