Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
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Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML
Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open my Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super-excited to open them, only to discover that everyone in our house had already opened theirs, and had all gone to bed. FML
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adropofpeace 8
Santa will not be pleased.
DontModMeDammit 10
My fat cat just enjoys laying on all the presents and crushing anything fragile in the process.
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Comments (95)
DevilsMetsGiants 30
good boy!
audiophileMom 11
YDI for confusing a canine enough to think it was a family member instead of a pet. A sane person would not let the dog near the presents because it is an animal and unpredictable.
Taysia_Elice 6
Wrapping presents sucks...
Lintu_26 23
That's why cupboards are great to put presents in until needed, maybe next time close one room off where the dog can't in :) good luck repacking everything OP ;)
vindicated21 12
Baaaaad dog.
GADefence 2
YDI for owning an animal, comes with the territory.
IrishSoulja 4
Excuse me but you are stupid beyond belief for making that statement
bewareimannoyed 13
awww, he loves his toy!
imaxcalixbroad 0
I woulda beat him (:
LullzKitteh 1
I hope someone beats you, you f*****g ignorant azzhole!
Pyro_Wolf 17
Aww I hope your dog found his toy.
tawna0513 0
That sucks but i hope he at least found his toy. To anyone who thinks dogs belong outside, **** you. I really hope that you do not or will not ever have a helpless animal depending on you to take care of him/her.
fcryingoutloud 9
**** *you*, dogs don't belong anywhere near humans.
tawna0513 0
If that were the case there wouldn't be 78.2 million dogs as pets just in the United States. My dog feels the same way about you and I'm sure he's not the only one with that opinion.