Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
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Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML
Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open my Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super-excited to open them, only to discover that everyone in our house had already opened theirs, and had all gone to bed. FML
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adropofpeace 8
Santa will not be pleased.
DontModMeDammit 10
My fat cat just enjoys laying on all the presents and crushing anything fragile in the process.
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Comments (95)
DontClickOnMe 28
Haha that's cute. I would be mad though only cause I suck at wrapping presents.
mrz1177 11
R A T E T H I S B A D !
flockz 20
sounds like he's going to be in the doghouse tonight.
nochopstix 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This is why I personally think dogs should be kept outside. My fiancé likes ours to be inside, but after half our bonbons being eaten, the dog is now outside until Christmas is over.
yumlicious 4
So if your kid ears desserts prior to dinner are going to stick him outside for a couple weeks?
nochopstix 10
My daughter knows dessert isn't allowed until after dinner. But yes, everyone vote me down because I'd rather my daughters christmas not be ruined with open bonbons and chewed up presents all because we have a dog that can't help itself over night. Silly me to have my priorities all mixed up! By the way, keeping a dog outside is NOT cruel. It's not like he hasn't got a kennel, with blankets and even pillows to make himself comfortable.
justsomgirl 4
Um.... seriously? I guess it didn't cross your mind to just put the stuff somewhere where your dog can't get at them? Nope. Better to shove the dog outside for a couple weeks so that things will look pretty. You really don't have your priorities straight.
nochopstix 10
My life revolves around my daughter, not a dog. If she wants to enjoy the christmas experience of seeing a tree with presents and bonbons under it, am I supposed to set it up in the laundry? I don't think so. "Oh sorry sweetheart, we can't have nice things on display for you because it's more important that the dog sleeps inside" Obviously you don't have children.
SanaSazi 32
Kicking an entirely dependent family member outside...:-( wtg
summinay 0
You realize it's actually harmful to put a dog that has been an inside pet outside in this cold weather? Regardless if you put a few blankets in there? Why don't you bring his kennel inside and lock him in it during the night? If not give him to someone who will actually take care of him.
nochopstix 10
It's summer here, and he isn't an inside pet, during the day he is usually in and out depending on where he feels like being, and sleeps inside or outside. I highly doubt any harm will arise due to him sleeping outside less than a full week, considering his daily inside/outside habits won't be affected unless no ones home to monitor him.
nochopstix 10
I'm glad you all have so much concern over a dog though, but perhaps such compassion could be better spent on being advocates towards helping the homeless, since they are the ones far less fortunate than any pet in my home.
divadevon 0
Get an indoor dog crate, that way everyone and everything is safe overnight and you can have peace of mind. Chocolate is poisonous to dogs, and you never know what may happen outdoors when you are not watching (just like with a child). And yes, I have indoor animals AND children.
tawna0513 0
If you can't take proper care of both your daughter and your dog pick one, give the dog to someone who cares about him/her
bewareimannoyed 13
why did you get a dog? i seriously hate people like you. You don't care about a dog enough to look after it properly, nah just bung it outside where anything could happen to it just so your house looks pretty for christmas. i'd suggest giving the dog to someone else who would actually appreciate it, but unfortunately dogs are too loyal to their owners, even losers like you.
ItsDrayDay 3
Well he can't be without a toy lol
LaColombianita 26
Aww how cute. My dog usually does that with her gifts but plays with the wrapping instead.
FYLDeep 26
Must have been a deluxe toy you your dog. I'm surprised it would be so persistent in finding it. In my experience dogs usually don't have real long attention spans.
soccerguy2 11
yeah my dog would have given up and went to sleep.
tayza249 20
Lol have you never watched a dog trying to get food out of a kong?
sinking_fish 12
62- ever seen a dog try to get a gob of peanut butter off of the top of his nose? ;)
keepingitnasty 15
Ydi: Dogs belong outside.
FYLDeep 26
I guess that is an option for the OP (being that he's from Florida), but as a general rule, you're way off. It's the ******* winter. Unless you have a husky and an outdoor shelter built, you'd kill your dog out here in Wisconsin.
Yoshi_Fue 9
Not all dogs are bred for the outdoors...
LilliPage 17
I really hope you're not a dog owner.
neilph 4
what a good boy!
Poser1337 5
More like FY-Christmas.