Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, after three years of relationship, my ex broke with me because if we continued dating, she wouldn't have any free time to play Clash Royale. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
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Top comments
Blurggle 0
Maybe it was her only way of getting through to you...?
CL41RE 0
Wow. (no pun intended)
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Comments (223)
Trollkiller 0
wow sux to the core. best game ever made? COUNTER STRIKE!!!!!!!! wow is only for dumb gals and nerd guys
tamoomoo 0
She knew she could only get you to notice her on WoW, you totally deserved it!
beaniebabe 0
is wow world of Warcraft?
jessiebear159 16
yes it is.
iHaveNoLife88 0
Guild Wars is better. But yes that does suck.
mina_8 0
YDI for paying more attention to WoW than your girlfriend. She probably couldn't get in touch with you in any other way because you spend all day on WoW.
FoundManyLemons 0
At first I was all "What a hypocrite!" but then I thought "What if she had to get on WOW just to get his attention?" Erring on the side of YDI.
HelloPerson 0
good point lemons
BreezyPear 0
Haha I love the irony!!
Bonus_fml 0
Hahahaha! I did that to a guy once! but the only reason I played WoW was because he wanted me to. That was the only way I could talk to him, because he wouldn't answer his phone when playing (which was constantly). He didn't really care, though. I wasn't there to interrupt his WoW anymore. lol
smalltowngirl88 0
I read this and wonder if my friend from freshman year finally grew some balls. This is how we told her to leave her boyfriend