Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, after three years of relationship, my ex broke with me because if we continued dating, she wouldn't have any free time to play Clash Royale. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
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Blurggle 0
Maybe it was her only way of getting through to you...?
CL41RE 0
Wow. (no pun intended)
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Comments (223)
bosshaug 0
I don't understand what is so addictive about that game fyl
ejw 0
I totally understand your girlfriend. My best friend is like that, always playing COD or Tibia. Unless we're hanging out in person [out of his house] there is no chance at getting his attention. Even his girlfriends have the same problem. Those games may be addicting; but if you're out enough to get a girlfriend, you should be off enough to keep her. Get off the games, get a new girlfriend, and show her you're better anyways. Really, those games dont ever end. You can always play later. Pay attention to her.
hawaiitrent 0
you must be a total nerd.. games over a girlfriend? seriously? WoW isn't even fun, it's just a waste of life.
DTM0915 0
You got what was coming to you. WoW are for LOSER!!!!!!
coopcake 0
She probably told it to you on WoW, because she thought that was the only way you would actually listen to her. I mean; come on, games over your girlfriend?
shadowsgate 5
duuuuuuuuuuude ok for ur gf 2 dump u over WoW even if u r a WoW fanatic who does she think she is?
lo1337a 1
I read this one out loud to my boyfriend. The first sentences so mirror our relationship, that until the final line he thought I was using the FML format to break up with him. He is currently in the middle of a raid.
Lord_Ashour 0
Screw her, find a GF that don't mind you playing video games.
indecision 0
Get off the computer then?
Hannah_Brooke 0
mmmm, WoW xD