Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, after three years of relationship, my ex broke with me because if we continued dating, she wouldn't have any free time to play Clash Royale. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
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Blurggle 0
Maybe it was her only way of getting through to you...?
CL41RE 0
Wow. (no pun intended)
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jtizzle123 0
Were you in Ulduar?
Epic_fail_maggie 0
YDI for playing WoW. wow your gay, and so is your ex. I guess they should put on a lets have time together button, so you can get more aqquanted instead of getting dumped
vicodinn 0
Its obvious that she plays as much or more as him, wich is why he has " " around certain words... IMO, real life sucks. You either work your ass off to go to a job that you hate, or you become poor and work at a worse job that makes you wanna kill your self. 50% of marriage ends in divorce, everyone hates eachother, and people are out to stab you in the back. If people obsseivly do shit like spend hours on a fantasy game, then I really don't blame them. Much better than the people who crumble under our stupid society and go out and kill or rape people, huh? But, haha I don't care.
ChetSteadman 0
you're right. you should probably just kill yourself
cephalopods_pwn 0
She told you this on WoW because she probably couldn't get through to you any other way, and was trying to speak your language.
yst_fml 0
Dirge?
LilaBear 2
wow... that's both YDI and FYL.
heyheyhey3 0
i would too if thats the only way to know that you would actually hear/(see) her!!! YDI for not caring about her enough to spend time with her. GREAT JOB.
nevergoneforever 0
I read this and I totally thought it was about these two people I know... then I realized we live on he otehr side of the country from you, But seriously? That sucks. And i get what people are saying about trying to ge through to you, but one way or another she dumped you over the internet, which is a big, fat NO! So FYL, sorry man, that stings.
nazrew 0
wats WoW any feel to answer
MrJenkins 0
world of warcraft. man i kicked the addiction a couple weeks ago. it was hard at first but i just had to do it. get off the comp, ditch ur guild and say hello to Mr. Sun.
piles_of_fail 0
YDI. Only losers and nerds play that game.
piles_of_fail 0
In response, I offer this. Everyone has an inner nerd. Even you.
ijrnelson 0
I'm in love with #152 Myrania.. I should sign up to WoW so that I can ask you out :P
Brey1013 0
@ #152: And youre modest! wow what a perfect woman! not