Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, after three years of relationship, my ex broke with me because if we continued dating, she wouldn't have any free time to play Clash Royale. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
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Blurggle 0
Maybe it was her only way of getting through to you...?
CL41RE 0
Wow. (no pun intended)
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Comments (223)
drake_p 0
bahahahahahaha. that is sooo funny. sucks for you tho...
avoidthegirl 6
I have a friend who has seriously contemplated getting a divorce from her husband because of the amount of WoW he plays. He turns down sexy time because he "has to run a raid" and will stay up until 6 am playing and justify it by saying "well I don't have to go to work until 3!" Oh yeah, and now he's decided to take a year off school so I can only imagine how much more he'll end up playing. **** that, if I was getting blown off for some goddamn fantasy shit game, I'd dump your ass too. Even if your ex-GF played WoW, she clearly decided that the only way she could get through to you was via the game. YDI, dipshit.
Megan_515 0
Lets all bitch because we/our s.o./our friend cannot act like an adult and moderate their time on a game.
soxgrl33 0
She probably told you on there because it was the only way she could reach you. =P YDI
turdburgers 0
Probably the only way she could manage to get your attention.
LewJH 0
HAHA, GUTTED.
buddybash 0
get the **** off the computer
moonlight_daze 8
No.
redblueviolet 0
Can somebody say "irony"?
CheshireHalli 19
Guys the OP commented and said that she is on there as much as he is... O.o FYL...
IamSpartacus 0
Wow.
blah123blah 0
I know nothing about WoW, but I bet it was just some Internet girlfriend he met while playing that game, and he's all upset about it. Probably went up to random people on WoW saying "need a gf!" or something like that... So, YDI for online dateing with a girl you don't know through a computer game.
McFail_fml 4
if you know nothing about WoW then you really shouldnt leave a comment like that because you sound stupid and ignorant
blah123blah 0
Yes, I guess I may be stupid and ignorant for not wasteing my life away on a nerdy game called WoW. Thanks for the reality check, get a life fag. I'm decently sure that this person needs to get out into the real world to find girlfriends, rather than having girlfriends over a computer game. Real girls are much better than animated pixels of elves and warlords and such or whatever the devil these charactors are...
ParadoxCTRL 0
What exactly makes you think he met this girl while playing WoW? I mean, theres 11 Million players, its vary likely that he met some one, within driving distance, who also plays WoW.
McFail_fml 4
the op says he had a real girlfriend who played wow just like him dumbass.. for some reason your dumbass thinks his girlfriend was another player he met online...
blah123blah 0
There is no mention of a "real" girlfriend that he knows in real life as you say. I'm sticking with my opinion that this nerd met her over the internet.
McFail_fml 4
he shouldve said it in his post, but he confirmed it in the comments
girlygirl666 0
Ok, where did the OP comment? I don't see it.