By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 10:43 - United States

Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 452
You deserved it 9 540

Same thing different taste

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Well, someone doesn't get any celebratory cake and alcohol.

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RedPillSucks 31

I think she confused the lyrics of "Stand by your man" with "Stand on your mans neck" or some other body part.

Well next time she tries to cook you dinner or clean the house tell her "try not to **** this up dear." oh wait that's sexist. Show her up with all the mulah you make!

The second part was sexist too, implying that men make more money

it has been proven in a study that men generally make more, they had an executive hiring panel and gave them resumes, they gave them a resume with a male name and more of the panel hired him and at a higher pay rate then they did the exact same resume were all they did was put a female name, i dont care enough to actually put a reference, and before you ask the majority of the hiring panel was female

Well that aint how loving relationships supposed to be. She shouldn't have said these exact words but yes I get what she means and now is your chance to impress her and be the best at what ever your job is and stuff :)

Has anybody considered that actually we don't have any context for what she said and OP could really just be a total **** up who screwed his last job up? No? Just me then. Sorry if that's just your wife's attitude, that would suck. But if you did something to deserve it it's a different matter.

crazytwinsmom 25

It's not just you. I was wondering that too.

Love how I get thumbed down for that. So apparently only a very few people noticed that OPs wife said 'try not to **** THIS ONE up', implying that he did indeed **** up the last one. Haha I love FML.

Broke one of the essential fml rules: don't whine about being thumbed down. That's a guarantee you'll get even more thumbs down

Must point out I said I loved it and reiterated that at the end of the comment. It's so typically FML. So there.

I always seem to get more satisfaction when I receive thumbs down. You have to admit, getting butthurt over FML is slightly ironic, there are other ways to make your life miserable.

also thier is no mention of what job he was "finally" able to get, if he had a history of losing minimum wage jobs, and never stayed very long at a job before bieng fired and again got a minimum wage job.. then he would pretty much be a waste of space... or in a town were he is bieng singled out for some reason or other.. either something he did or some other prejedice, in wich case it isnt really his fault and he just needs to move

Also, did anyone else find this FML rather whiney? Instead of having emotional break downs, find a damn job.

Perhaps that's still a maybe on that ******* you must think you've earned.

I wonder what caused the emotional breakdowns...girls can be just as bad to their partners as men are

O.P. "Thanks Honey. I won't **** it up like you just ****** our marriage up you inconsiderate bitch!" That sucks O.P. - Job hunting is hard enough when times are good. Now that we live in Obamaeconomy, job hunting is nerve-wracking, mind-breaking work. Sounds like you didn't sit on your ass and have a pity party, you got out there and found gainful employment. Good for you! Now go out and find a woman with a heart. Good luck with the new job!

Take your eyes off Obama and look at the rest of the world. Everyone is in the economic shitter, job searching is hard all over the world right now. I just hate that this comment implies that the president is somehow to blame for a global recession.

Haha, I hate to open this can of worms.. but why not.. I'd bet good money that if he would have rlblamed our poor economy on Bush you would have piled on.. just sayin.

For a few reasons, it seems to me what all you Americans are enduring is more or less the consequence of Bush's 8-year reign, not the entirety of Obama's handiwork. But what do I know?

Schizomaniac 24

I'm going to do you all a favor and attempt to put an end to this before it turns into the massive storm of unintelligent bullshit it's headed toward. If you're conservative, refer to point A. If you're liberal, refer to point B. A) The liberals are wrong. B) The conservatives are wrong. Good day.

no its hard getting a job when your a young black male whos tatted up chin down to finger tips, with dreads and a felony. even with a associate degree in drafting and my life fully changed around i still have a hard time finding a job and to make it worst to escape trouble i moved to Oklahoma and its even harder here. it has nothing to do with obama

Thank you Schozomaniac. Crisis definitely averted. But, I just want to say something quickly: The United States was bracing itself for a recession before Obama was even elected, so regardless of your political views, you're a ******* idiot if you think the recession was Obama's fault. For any other political opinions, refer to Schizomaniac's comment. That is all.

My comment was geared towards people who like to "pile on" regarding political views when something is said they don't agree with.. I could give a **** about everyone's political opinions as im sure you feel the same way about mine...

Thanks for telling me what I would have said SerpentBoy. **** knows how I've made it this far without you to read my mind for me :)

FML and politics..Both filled with condescending assholes.

Haha explains why it's so entertaining..I've been trying to brush my teeth for the the past hour, but I've been too busy trolling on here. Lololol