Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
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troubleinharlem 0
wow. at least you have a nice voice..?
lissn 0
Darn, well, that sucks :/
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Comments (60)
AlcaSMT 0
Think positive. Maybe he's too embarassed and shy because he thinks you're out of his league. :) Or maybe it was genuine, like his dad choking on a pretzel. :D In the latter case perhaps he's overseas taking his dad to a pretzel choke specialist clinic.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Everything about you is win
one_eyed_panda 0
It's because you're a fatty. Sorry, despite all of our great conversations on the phone I just can't make a commitment to someone who could roll over and kill me in my sleep.
Mauskau 36
coming from a panda...
one_eyed_panda 0
I'm an endangered species, why would I risk my own personal extinction?
angrynegro7 16
one_eyed_panda FTW! You are now the Dragon Warrior!
perdix 31
If you are not getting the point via prose, let me give it to you in the form of a high-school cheer: U-G-L-Y You ain't got no alibi You ugly Hey, hey You ugly I don't know what you told this guy about your looks, but you must have fallen far short of what you said you were. I always downplay my looks so when women do finally meet me, I get a "Not bad" or an "Eh."
rramirez1 0
loser
jkbball4195 0
how do u develop feelings for someone over the phone?
evolutionsfox 0
Hey, being single is the way to go. trust me.
aliciaann29 0
he probably sucked in bed anyways :)
blademaster23 0
thats y u dont do online dating u fat ulgy ****!
Mattfire141 1
#24. Females do that all the time too. Not just guys. Hell, most females judge by looks more than personality than guys do. I mean how many times have I heard of a female saying she won't date this guy because he doesn't look like Edward Cullen and can't forget the "OMG EDWARD CULLEN IZ SO HOT!!"
perdix 31
Or we get kicked to the curb because we don't look like Mick Jagger.
Diannaa 0
Lmao ^^^ that was funny
Maht_fml 0
hahaha! that's horrible!