Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
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troubleinharlem 0
wow. at least you have a nice voice..?
lissn 0
Darn, well, that sucks :/
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Comments (60)
BM13HC 0
he could at least have the b@lls(if he had any) to tell you he didn't like you, or something >.>
oneforme 0
u should find him and ask him to lick ur anus and then poop a turd of yours into his mouth
kararo87 0
hahaha people who meet and date people from the phone are usually really fat, pretty ugly or just really desperate.YDI love takes many aspects being physically atracted to eachother is one. meet ppl in person next time so you don't waste hours on the phone
qq9012 0
YDI for dating online
I_am_stupid_also 6
Yes, finding someone on the internet and having discussions for weeks about different topics without regard to appearance is so superficial compared to checking them out as you walk by.
promiscuous_gaga 0
Oh my God that's awful :( If it makes you feel any better, after meeting the guy that was in love with me and I was in love with him as a couple, he became a total a complete jerk. Well.. Even more than he already is. Men are jerks, but cheer up there are exceptions (:
promiscuous_gaga 0
Yes, exactly !!!
penisface69 17
mmmm that really sucks. next time meet in person sooner. online/telephone relationships are almost never the same in person.
misskity6 0
what is it with the phone that is so magical? a guy I hooked up with in high scool found me on facebook 9 years later. we are 3 hours apart. we talked on the phone for hours but when we finally met, is was totally the opposite. utter silence at times. what's the deal??
fernando1980 0
you're probably fat huh?
toeknee33 0
maybe he found out he had aids and didn't want to spread it
NJatTheDisco 5
lmao! hahaha