Love and Health: Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally...

By SphereMaiden - 22/02/2018 01:30

Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML

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You deserved it 385

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 222

You deserved it 6 075

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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You deserved it 3 309

By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

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You deserved it 39 848

By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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You deserved it 13 800

By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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You deserved it 7 740

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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You deserved it 3 712

By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 4 236

By notababymama - 07/02/2010 17:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

Hygiene 101

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 18:00

Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML

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You deserved it 277

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By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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You deserved it 509

clairecurses 19

Wednesday 7 February 2018 21:06

good riddance to him then!

fueledbysarcasmandcoffee 9

Thursday 22 February 2018 11:20

His loss. Girl don’t even sweat it.

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jrocho 6

Thursday 22 February 2018 20:12

Yo, **** that dude.

pjsr 32

Thursday 22 February 2018 21:44

She can’t ...unless it’s breakup sex

ItchySasquatch 9

Thursday 22 February 2018 21:24

I feel like there's alot more to it than that, but okay lmao

simply123 7

Thursday 22 February 2018 21:53

Well you lucked out, one prescriptions cures it all!

Wintermelons 19

Thursday 22 February 2018 23:27

That really “stinks”

CoyoteOldOne 17

Saturday 24 February 2018 6:03

Apparently it drives off cooties - he's gone, now, isn't he?

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