Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, after having pulled like three all-nighters and studying hardcore for months, when it came down to it, I couldn't solve even one question. I almost broke down. FML
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soccergurrll 8
Oh shit.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Thank God the first comment did not say, What A Shitty Situation
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Comments (86)
vcapelo 19
That's why you don't study the night before!
brohamas16 7
Caffeine stunts your growth too
Girlybanana 2
That's a myth, proven wrong. My mom use to tell me that as a kid. I never drank coffee. I'm still 5 ft 1 in.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Being 5'1 doesn't help your case.
brohamas16 7
You could just be a short person
Rocky007 15
Next time don't wait till the last minute to study.
liketoplay 0
Ouch, at least you get some extra study time? Sorry op :/
Fml_FTW228 10
You say you're not a *****, followed by... "don't let your boyfriends see me, I might not be able to control them." While you may not be a *****, you are an attention ***** and have a fake pic as proof too.
greenie213 23
And that's why they make adult diapers...
False_Stupidity 42
Because there's nothing like the smell of fresh shit and/or piss wafting throughout the exam room to improve your concentration...
Kbearlove23 0
Retake? Lol (:
UnionsSuck 5
Hope you learned a valuable lesson either a) have a help buddy for the test or b) don't drink coffee
janerose21 3
Bad times, but hopefully you can retake again!!
donkey79 0
And boom goes the dynamite.
turtlegrl66 11
Maybe if you had spread out your studying, this wouldn't have happened. Getting little sleep before an exam is never a good idea.