By tiffany - 18/09/2012 18:24 - Canada

Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML
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patacus 14

maybe he just has a headache

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

No, it's called surprise intercourse. Rape is what today's music does to my ears.

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SApprentice 34

He might not have wanted to have sex with you right then. Just because he's a man does not mean that he's required to want sex all the time. He could have had any number of thoughts on his mind, so you can't expect him to rely on cues alone. You said you just sat there trying to look pretty. What's wrong with actually talking, and saying something like, "Hey, honey, you wanna have sex tonight?"

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dani72015 0

Maybe he needed some rest from your new born

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griffy14 9

He's probably just an exhausted daddy. Sometimes men don't feel sexy themselves, especially after a long day. Give him a little confidence boost and try again.

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noisebox 1

Maybe he just finished choking the chicken in the other room. Did you happen to try bending over in front of him? I hear that usually works...

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tildoorf84 7

we men, can't read minds, so speak yours!

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Zehla 7

You can have a healthy sex life and a happy relationship or you can have kids. Made the wrong choice, looks like.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sportscenter must've ended.

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ratorr2 23

I agree with #93. Don't play games and don't wait around for him to notice. If you want something then come right out and say so. You both will be much happier.

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