Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML
Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML
Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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Geometric 18
No worries, I'm sure your hair is fabulous!
lonewolf621 17
Do what pleases you not others OP. Hope you leared your lesson.
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Comments (91)
Omniprism 15
No!!!!!!!! Guys with long hair are sexy!! And it sounds like your "friends" are jerks.
chosha_fml 27
Might be time to grow a beard. :)
bayliebug 14
And that is what happens when you listen to douchebag friends. I loveee long hair on guys
matt_jones869 4
Sorry kid. I made fun of you at lunch and stole your fries. I told you lesbians were awesome though.
Raum 19
That sucks, I'm sorry OP. In the future, grow your hair to whatever length YOU like it at and instead of cutting your hair if friends give you a hard time, I suggest finding friends that won't make fun of you.
hannahn1492 7
Wait so I'm confused... they said your long hair made you look like a girl? Aren't you a girl? Cause when you cut it they said you look like a lesbian... anyway.... I'm sure you look beautiful either way!
jessel_ladd92 1
I guess I should have stated earlier that the only reason I cut my hair was to donate it, but my friends are pretty screwed up.
naturalbadassnba 11
Omg Justin Bieber posted an FML!!!
carina_47 16
someone give this guy a medal!
ashyluv 3
long hair is sexy
NakedPixels 15
Sounds like OP has a feminine face. I think slightly girly/androgynous guys are so hot. Look at Andrej Pejic. Screw your friends, they're jealous.