Miscellaneous: Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought I looked pretty good infront of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom". FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 12:56 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

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By gross - 09/04/2015 16:00 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

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By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Claire - 29/09/2010 05:59 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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laffalot53 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:29

at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:08

eww, TRIM! that's disgusting

Comments

cactus_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 2:07

Eh, YDI. I mean, it's kind of common sense to atleast make sure your pubes aren't, you know, escaping your swimsuit in any way. But still, FYL.

daarlingdamsel 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:52

Guys should clean up down there for the exact same reasons girls should. My thinking is if you want oral, you shave your hairs.

daarlingdamsel 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:00

In my opinion, guys should shave for the same reason girls should. My moto is if you want oral, you shave the...squirrel...haha, I wanted it to rhyme and sound like a moto, doesn't really work here but you get my point.

ohJeeznotme 7

Monday 10 August 2009 2:39

Don't you have a mirror?

wonderless 0

Monday 10 August 2009 2:54

Ewww. Shave, you beast.

pagemaster 0

Monday 10 August 2009 2:59

Aw **** it, everyone has hair, so who gives a shit at the end of the day. At least your friend was polite about it! It could've been sooo much worse.

toosoonbreh 0

Monday 10 August 2009 3:33

Ew. Do you not notice that in the mirror?

englishmuffin 0

Monday 10 August 2009 3:33

FYL. I'm gonna assume the OP didn't intentionally leave hairs sticking out of her bottoms, and it kind of depends on how old the OP is. When I was in my middle school years, where you're just starting to hit puberty and all its blessings, I went swimming in the park pool and it wasn't until I wore my goggles under water that I noticed my bikini line. From that day, I started taking care of that area when I knew I'd be in the pool. Maybe some people start full-on shaving at that age, but I didn't. I had no real reason to, since I was young and it wasn't particularly long. Chances are the OP is a lot older than that, but whatevers. Shit happens. Just learn.