Today, after five months of not working, I have a check waiting for me at the office. Too bad the office is in another city. My gas tank is empty, and I have no money to put gas in my car. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after ten months of carpooling or borrowing my mom's car to get to work, and saving money, I finally have a brand new car. However, I have nowhere to go, besides work, and everyone I know is busy or lives out of state. FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Today, I DoorDashed after work to make money for gas because I spent all my money on test prep. My tank is almost empty but I made enough to buy a full tank to get me to work. Turns out the DoorDash card does not work at the pump and I have to wait a week for it to deposit. I'm currently counting coins. I get paid monthly. FML
Today, it has been 57 hours since I have last had food. The fridge is empty. The freezer is empty. The pantry is empty. Even my bank account is empty because my pay has been delayed. Again. FML
Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML
Today, marks the two weeks since my paycheck should have arrived. During these two weeks, my battery has failed, tire has blown, and my phone and water bill have become past due. When I called the guy who's supposed to pay me, he said he has a note about it "somewhere on my desk". FML
Today, getting home from a long day at work, I checked the mail and saw three envelopes from the IRS. Apparently I now owe over $4,000. I only have $2 in my bank account. FML
Today, I need money to fix my car, I need my car to get to work, and I need work to get money. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
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Top comments
abcdefghiloveyou 0
You could ride the bus, get a ride over, bike (if it's not TOO far), ask them to mail it. A number of things.
jonnymohio 2
And they can't mail it, … why?
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Comments (97)
deadsrs 0
I'm going to suggest something... maybe it will help in this situation maybe not. But this is what I would do... 3-sum. Problem solved. Well... except for that whole thing about your check.
Your_Dad 0
...ask for a ride?
simawesome_FYL 0
this fml is very similiar to the one with the job interview, but it contains even more fail ...
txdiva 0
here's a thought....have them mail it to u!!!!!
jayjaysmokerson 0
oh my god wait I have something really original to say!!!!!........... why don't they just mail it?? or perhaps you could take a bus? and hey how come you don't do direct deposits?? bam!! knowledge bomb dropped!!! thank god I was here to say that or else you guys would have been lost!!!
hurleysurff 0
sounds like it's time to join the military
nwater 0
Wow that really sucks, I guess you have no mailbox to send it to either? Moron any place would mail it to your house.
blastvortex 4
Borrow money to fill your tank or hitch a ride, and your problems are solved. Duh.
XDTaraa 0
Still have enough money to pay for the internet ?
kas782000 0
walk