By Anonymous - 26/10/2015 04:42

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML
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jarrettd 27

I know what you're all thinking. Don't you do it. Don't post anything regarding the words "shitty" or the word "situation" in any order At all Ever.

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harlsp 12

You're only supposed to drink a glass a day

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aeryn97 17

cranberry juice is full of sugar. talk to the pharmacist about effervescent powder (called ural here) to ease pain and aid in flushing bacteria. it's OTC

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maz08 11

Just a piece of advice, cranberry juice actually has so much sugar that it feeds the bacteria that cause bladder infections, try cranberry extract supplements instead

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AirFirceSapphire 6

I know that feeling >.< stuck at home on quarters until Thursday because of some bug

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Darko913 4

cranberry juice doesn't get rid of the infection. it gets rid of the pain. drink lots and lots of water to flush it out. maybe like a 3:1 glass of water and cranberry juice ratio.

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bookworm1232 15

Try Cystex, the liquid kind not the pills. It's over the counter. That's what my urologist recommends. Does the "work" that cranberry juice does, but better, and without the calories/sugar.

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Dcm210 19

Aww so anal is outta the question? Just kidding, I hope you feel better soon op.

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subscript 15

I went running for the first time in a year, it was a competitive 5k after words I had to find an empty building with a toilet to go release the liquid death that was coming from my butt.

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