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Drop the 'best' part. Actually, drop the 'friend' part.

Well, I mean, you are kinda venting to her about your personal issue, so basically you are talking to her about yourself. She should be more of an understanding friend. And respectful.

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Well, I mean, you are kinda venting to her about your personal issue, so basically you are talking to her about yourself. She should be more of an understanding friend. And respectful.

Maybe your friend is willing to help you with some tasks your dominant hand was responsible for in the past? ;)

If she is really a friend she would listen to OP's problems

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This got way weirder than it should have.

It really bugs me when people are so insensitive :/

I do agree that the comment was insensitive and rude but seeing how the friend chose to say it, I'm under the impression the friend was talking about really important first. Like: "My grandma died" "Yeah my arm did too"

Drop the 'best' part. Actually, drop the 'friend' part.

Swap 'best' with 'fucking' and 'friend' with 'cunt'. That's probably more fitting.

AWWW, did she lose feeling in her dominant arm too? :(

Your friend is an asshat.

Time to practice b***h- slapping with your new pimp hand. Kidding. Maybe.

Or a salted dickweed.

What kind of best friend is that. I guess she isn't the listening type. Either way, she's a bitch for even saying that after what happened to your arm.

That was very rude and insensitive of her. Maybe it is time for you to find some new friends OP. Sorry about your predicament! FYL

Why don't you swing your dead arm into her throat. She may be more willing to discuss your issue then.

I can picture that... Hahahah

Maybe she's going through a rough patch as well? Either way, she should've listened to you.

That doesn't really sound like a friend to me, OP. I can't imagine just how bad it must feel to never use your dominant arm along with all the other complications that go with it. I wouldn't go to her for support anymore if I were you.

at least when you masturbate it will feel like a stranger now.

But he can't even move it. -_-

Yes he can. He said dominant. Meaning dominant out of the two. If he both couldn't move both he probably would of worded it differently.

it never said he couldn't move his less dominant hand. my comment implies using the other arm.

20 if OP couldn't have moved either hand the fact he typed the FML is pretty impressive

21 - How would that feel like someone else was doing it if he uses his good arm? I still think you meant to use his non-working arm and are trying to salvage your comment.

"explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. you understand it better but the frog dies in the process."

Go google 'friendly stranger masturbation' and then you'll understand.

Op said nothing about whether he can still feel with that arm, only that he can't move it...