Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I was trying to fall asleep. Unfortunately, my next-door neighbor's baby began to cry. I closed the window and rolled over, unable to hear the crying anymore. My dog's hearing is better than mine, and so he started barking. Goodbye, good night's sleep. FML
Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML
Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML
Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, who had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML
Today, our deaf old dog not only barks for no reason while lying comfortably on her dog bed, lacking for nothing, she now also barks in her sleep. And not those dreamy little yips either; full barks, loud enough to be heard in the next room. Which is where I sleep. FML
Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML
Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML
Today, I finally got my fussy newborn back to sleep after the creaking of my chair woke her. I then crept two rooms over and opened a pack of chips, the crinkle of which woke her again. FML
Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML
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I_Hug_Cats 26
Why not hand write it?
datguyuno 5
Or just use paper and a marker
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Comments (237)
SignUpisntcool 3
There's been a lot of fml's today involving babies
nmohammadi23 0
Lol get off this app di*k
SignUpisntcool 3
Just sayin
sgo26 2
I know its mean to say get rid of the dogs but it just seems like way more work for you!
hateevryone 15
get rid of the dogs.
badmike89 6
Op your a moron you could have written it out and saved a bunch of time they do still make pens these days correct and maybe it's just me but don't dogs usually like to be outside anyways? Baby sleeping = dogs go outside and play
SignUpisntcool 3
I agree with you on that
jodia23 3
Go to the pet store and get bark collars we have 4 dogs and they are worth every penny!!
Blanca781720 5
It's called a marker and a piece of paper.
25shark 5
Were they barking mad?
macsarecool16 0
To lazy to write it instead ?lol congrats on the baby tho
PaulB123 11
"Who, who, who, who? Who lets the dogs out?" Then a bunch of words that I have no idea what they are.
nmohammadi23 0
Your stupid haha FAIL
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Delicious irony! YOU'RE stupid.