Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.
Feklfekl2222 32
If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj
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GAJones4221 10
Unless she's saying this during your special time I don't see the problem.
vealdin 7
She might give you some cat nip.
Overlord247 20
Did anybody else picture OP's gf as the cat lady from the simpsons in about 50 years?
tin_cup 27
Meow, meow!
MrKdv 14
I will talk to my boyfriend like that when we get ourselves some cats. Also, I like the drawings!
hennessy89 34
Look at the bright side, at least you're her favorite. She could have liked her cats better!
deathtojesus 20
She's a keeper
twentymore345 8
Hey,I wouldnt be mad...Idk how I feel about this one really