Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Top comments
geekpower_fml 28
I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.
Feklfekl2222 32
If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (96)
ThunderFOB 7
Is that such a problem though???
FEATHDUCK 19
I didn't know Minnesota was that weird...and I live here!
tequilamockingbi 6
Gah, I am so guilty of this. I like scritching dude's beard when it's long. I don't consider him my pet though, and that kind of makes me cringe. I thought it was just being affectionate, kind of like when he plays with my hair :(
DQFEdits 7
Nothing worth than being cat zoned. Sorry OP.
jennygill 6
Awww- I'm sorry OP that your specialness was slighted. At least you know she's genuine and truly loves you from the heart. If that's the case- you must be pretty great. You simply have to share her personality and heart, but your company is exquisite.
ShutTheFuCupcake 7
yeah but you're her FAVOURITE cat...
writerchic85 26
Coming from a fellow cat lover, this is absolutely a huge compliment.
CogadhTallon 16
No, it really isn't. If I'm in the mix with your cats for attention, then relationship = sad face.
shooterstb 3
If you put up with that then you are a pussy
BrotherPhil 35
but that's OK if you get to play with hers.
zarrganaut 17
All cat ladies are crazy cat ladies.
JKPwnage 27
But you're her *favorite.*