Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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By Jack - /
Sunday 10 January 2016 02:07 /
United States - Minneapolis
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geekpower_fml
| 28
I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Apologies, *you. I wrote that just as I woke up and apparently wasn't capable of reading
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h00tzForOsi
| 20
Yoj will have to fight the fat squirrels. The warm winter spoiled them.
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jake_braves
| 25
That's an excuse to act like you think you are a god. Haha. Since all cats think they're gods.
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TheFount
| 21
I like the way you explain your jokes immediately. It shows you've got spunk.
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junkymagi
| 6
and she can't have sex with the cats :D
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geekpower_fml
| 28
I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.
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gamermonster
| 34
And don't forget to roll up on her lap
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22IrishGirl22
| 16
Oh my god, yes. ??
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jewswag
| 16
Do you get Fancy Feast?
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tygerarmy
| 35
No cat likes fancy feast! Friskies, what cats want!
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AwesomeBlossom16
| 6
No- Meow Mix! It's the only one cats ask for by name!!
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syki
| 22
Cat Lady Level: pseudo bestiality.
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woxliuke
| 11
The question is - how many cats does she have?
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Obito_Uchiha651
| 17
Why is that important
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BrotherPhil
| 32
They're like exclamation marks: more than 3 is a sign of madness.
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Sora_McKain
| 36
#61 Oh dear me! In that case I've slipped into comfortable insanity!!!!!
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Odiz747
| 23
Sounds purrfect
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blostrich_
| 19
That's a little too weird... But not everyone is perfect. At least you appreciated it before it "dawned on you".
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gingerlover01
| 24
why are there so many negative clicks
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theonethatcan
| 13
Lol i know right?
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alphasmartass93
| 21
Still getting beard scratches though- i see no problem unless she starts buying litter in bulk!
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asperix
| 20
or when she only gives you food in one specific bowl! btw if she starts spraying you with water just talk! she'll get so startled you're gonna have time to run!
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justanormalone
| 16
At least you are her favourite cat!
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fakedsincerity
| 32
Being petted is awesome, though!
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