FML : Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated...

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Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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By Jack - / Sunday 10 January 2016 02:07 / United States - Minneapolis

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By geekpower_fml | 28

#6506476 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:03

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

By Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6506475 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:02

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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By Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6506475 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:02

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6506512 - Sunday 10 January 2016 01:40

Apologies, *you. I wrote that just as I woke up and apparently wasn't capable of reading

Baustigt | 40

#6506515 - Sunday 10 January 2016 01:57

Poor Yoj. He was so excited at the thought of finally getting a good meal. Looks like it's back to the trash cans tonight.

h00tzForOsi | 20

#6506700 - Sunday 10 January 2016 05:49

Yoj will have to fight the fat squirrels. The warm winter spoiled them.

jake_braves | 23

#6506866 - Sunday 10 January 2016 08:25

That's an excuse to act like you think you are a god. Haha. Since all cats think they're gods.

TheFount | 21

#6507247 - Monday 11 January 2016 06:23

I like the way you explain your jokes immediately. It shows you've got spunk.

junkymagi | 6

#6588059 - Monday 25 April 2016 07:27

and she can't have sex with the cats :D

By geekpower_fml | 28

#6506476 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:03

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

gamermonster | 32

#6506520 - Sunday 10 January 2016 02:17

And don't forget to roll up on her lap

22IrishGirl22 | 16

#6546674 - Saturday 27 February 2016 04:25

Oh my god, yes. ??

By jewswag | 16

#6506478 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:05

Do you get Fancy Feast?

tygerarmy | 35

#6506902 - Sunday 10 January 2016 08:55

No cat likes fancy feast! Friskies, what cats want!

AwesomeBlossom16 | 6

#6507305 - Monday 11 January 2016 07:19

No- Meow Mix! It's the only one cats ask for by name!!

By syki | 22

#6506480 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:05

Cat Lady Level: pseudo bestiality.

By woxliuke | 11

#6506482 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:06

The question is - how many cats does she have?

Obito_Uchiha651 | 17

#6506842 - Sunday 10 January 2016 07:59

Why is that important

BrotherPhil | 30

#6507406 - Monday 11 January 2016 09:11

They're like exclamation marks: more than 3 is a sign of madness.

Sora_McKain | 35

#6509753 - Thursday 14 January 2016 12:36

#61 Oh dear me! In that case I've slipped into comfortable insanity!!!!!

By Odiz747 | 23

#6506484 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:11

Sounds purrfect

By blostrich_ | 19

#6506490 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:26

That's a little too weird... But not everyone is perfect. At least you appreciated it before it "dawned on you".

gingerlover01 | 24

#6506851 - Sunday 10 January 2016 08:07

why are there so many negative clicks

theonethatcan | 13

#6546737 - Saturday 27 February 2016 07:39

Lol i know right?

By alphasmartass93 | 21

#6506491 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:26

Still getting beard scratches though- i see no problem unless she starts buying litter in bulk!

asperix | 20

#6635319 - Friday 24 June 2016 07:34

or when she only gives you food in one specific bowl! btw if she starts spraying you with water just talk! she'll get so startled you're gonna have time to run!