By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
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I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

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Feklfekl2222 32
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If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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Feklfekl2222 32
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If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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Feklfekl2222 32
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Apologies, *you. I wrote that just as I woke up and apparently wasn't capable of reading

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h00tzForOsi 20
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Yoj will have to fight the fat squirrels. The warm winter spoiled them.

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jake_braves 25
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That's an excuse to act like you think you are a god. Haha. Since all cats think they're gods.

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TheFount 21
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I like the way you explain your jokes immediately. It shows you've got spunk.

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junkymagi 7
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and she can't have sex with the cats :D

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geekpower_fml 28
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I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

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gamermonster 34
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And don't forget to roll up on her lap

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22IrishGirl22 16
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Oh my god, yes. ??

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jewswag 16
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Do you get Fancy Feast?

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tygerarmy 35
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No cat likes fancy feast! Friskies, what cats want!

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AwesomeBlossom16 6
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No- Meow Mix! It's the only one cats ask for by name!!

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syki 22
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Cat Lady Level: pseudo bestiality.

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woxliuke 12
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The question is - how many cats does she have?

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Obito_Uchiha651 17
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Why is that important

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BrotherPhil 33
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They're like exclamation marks: more than 3 is a sign of madness.

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Sora_McKain 36
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#61 Oh dear me! In that case I've slipped into comfortable insanity!!!!!

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Odiz747 23
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Sounds purrfect

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blostrich_ 19
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That's a little too weird... But not everyone is perfect. At least you appreciated it before it "dawned on you".

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gingerlover01 24
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why are there so many negative clicks

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theonethatcan 13
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Lol i know right?

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alphasmartass93 21
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Still getting beard scratches though- i see no problem unless she starts buying litter in bulk!

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asperix 20

or when she only gives you food in one specific bowl! btw if she starts spraying you with water just talk! she'll get so startled you're gonna have time to run!

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justanormalone 16
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At least you are her favourite cat!

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fakedsincerity 32
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Being petted is awesome, though!

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