Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization....

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

By Alan - 26/2/2016 07:17

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Hey there! This week, the times they are a-changin'. No more rambling, just straightforward questions and answers. And more importantly,...

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By geekpower_fml | 28

#6506476 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:03

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

By Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6506475 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:02

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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By Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6506475 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:02

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6506512 - Sunday 10 January 2016 13:40

Apologies, *you. I wrote that just as I woke up and apparently wasn't capable of reading

h00tzForOsi | 20

#6506700 - Sunday 10 January 2016 17:49

Yoj will have to fight the fat squirrels. The warm winter spoiled them.

jake_braves | 25

#6506866 - Sunday 10 January 2016 20:25

That's an excuse to act like you think you are a god. Haha. Since all cats think they're gods.

TheFount | 21

#6507247 - Monday 11 January 2016 6:23

I like the way you explain your jokes immediately. It shows you've got spunk.

junkymagi | 6

#6588059 - Monday 25 April 2016 7:27

and she can't have sex with the cats :D

By geekpower_fml | 28

#6506476 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:03

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

gamermonster | 34

#6506520 - Sunday 10 January 2016 14:17

And don't forget to roll up on her lap

22IrishGirl22 | 16

#6546674 - Saturday 27 February 2016 16:25

Oh my god, yes. ??

By jewswag | 16

#6506478 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:05

Do you get Fancy Feast?

tygerarmy | 35

#6506902 - Sunday 10 January 2016 20:55

No cat likes fancy feast! Friskies, what cats want!

AwesomeBlossom16 | 6

#6507305 - Monday 11 January 2016 7:19

No- Meow Mix! It's the only one cats ask for by name!!

By syki | 22

#6506480 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:05

Cat Lady Level: pseudo bestiality.

By woxliuke | 11

#6506482 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:06

The question is - how many cats does she have?

Obito_Uchiha651 | 17

#6506842 - Sunday 10 January 2016 19:59

Why is that important

BrotherPhil | 32

#6507406 - Monday 11 January 2016 9:11

They're like exclamation marks: more than 3 is a sign of madness.

Sora_McKain | 36

#6509753 - Thursday 14 January 2016 0:36

#61 Oh dear me! In that case I've slipped into comfortable insanity!!!!!

By Odiz747 | 23

#6506484 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:11

Sounds purrfect

By blostrich_ | 19

#6506490 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:26

That's a little too weird... But not everyone is perfect. At least you appreciated it before it "dawned on you".

gingerlover01 | 24

#6506851 - Sunday 10 January 2016 20:07

why are there so many negative clicks

theonethatcan | 13

#6546737 - Saturday 27 February 2016 19:39

Lol i know right?

By alphasmartass93 | 21

#6506491 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:26

Still getting beard scratches though- i see no problem unless she starts buying litter in bulk!

asperix | 20

#6635319 - Friday 24 June 2016 7:34

or when she only gives you food in one specific bowl! btw if she starts spraying you with water just talk! she'll get so startled you're gonna have time to run!

By justanormalone | 16

#6506494 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:32

At least you are her favourite cat!

By fakedsincerity | 32

#6506496 - Sunday 10 January 2016 12:45

Being petted is awesome, though!