Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.
Feklfekl2222 32
If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj
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Comments (96)
lilfox67 13
Dude it's just not you lol apparently I'm dog-like.
gsam99 20
Your profile picture confirms that.
Mf2307 15
as long as you don't mind being another animal lol
gregjasper 10
Run
Cenobyte 10
Not just another one! You're her favorite, Don't you listen?
georgiamellon 8
yes but your her "favourite" cat.
gsam99 20
I didn't know that other people did that too! I don't treat him like my kitty, but I love to play with my boyfriend's beard and I always tell him that he's my favorite haha
middlenamefrank 8
So you appeal to your girlfriend. What's wrong with that? Some women can't stand beards, yours likes your because it reminds you of something else she loves. Count your blessings.
Emfiasz 18
I call my boyfriend a housecat, too. It's more or less my way of saying I feel comfortable around him... and it gets a good laugh, too! : )
aspecialspecial 21
Her cats are now plotting to kill you in your sleep for stealing her from them.
MitiMiki 16
Wasn't that an episode on the Drew Carey Show?