Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my friend and I went to dinner. At the end, he told me that he’s had feelings for me for a while and wants to be more than friends. I don’t see him that way, so I tried to gently reject him and wanted us to stay friends. He stiffed me with the bill and said, “You can walk home then, buddy!” FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
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cheeeksss 29
Even if I were to reject someone, I'd have the decency to drive them home. You don't just let someone walk home alone. That's damn cold.
lex1459 38
Clearly you could do much better, OP. I'm sorry that things didn't work out!
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WinterChild 20
Hello Wisconsin!!
PANDORUM89 21
perhaps he was looking for a friend with benefit type of situation and assumed you were too. That's why I personally don't do anything sexual or whatever with a guy if I expect a relationship and its been discussed that, that is also his plan. if I want a casual thing then I'll do whatever I want, but I also tell them that. Sadly I have run in to guys that enjoy making you develop feelings for them and then make you seem like the problem even though they went out of there way to make it happen. I am hoping for you OP that this was simply a miscommunication. I'd msg him and let him know that you thought by his behavior recently and the msgs that he was hinting that he was in to you as more than friends but if that isn't the case then we can remain friends (if you want to)
steam_engenius 21
Sounds like the kind of asshole who's too afraid to go on a date with someone they like for fear of being judged. Maybe you're not the stereotypically hot girl (most of us aren't) and he's too wimpy to be open about liking you. The fact that he's okay flirting through texts or holding your hand while you're walking alone but not around other people is what makes me think he's THAT guy. What a crappy dude. Sorry you wasted your time on him. He's missing out.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe who takes you home will win your heart and after a bit takes you up on that offer
rulesvechanged 8
you should have waited till you got to your door before you propose.hope you had money for a cab
pranil 14
a polite no would have done it...and should have given u the ride
MadoromiTenshi 9
Damn!!! That's messed up! After all those texts and what not, he could've at least went out on the date to see if any chemistry was there... And ditching you on your ride home even more messed up!!!!
grajax 24
I have a feeling he might only have been with you because he wanted to get laid
kishmobile444 16
I'm sorry that he took off on you. that was a huge mistake on his part. maybe he was going to ask you out and it freaked him out that you made the move first? there are so many reasons people do stupid things like this. it's rather sad thar you had the cuteness up into the very moment you asked him out! feels like such a let down when they do that! been there before myself! keep us posted!
yniguez09 14
what a flake!