Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my friend and I went to dinner. At the end, he told me that he’s had feelings for me for a while and wants to be more than friends. I don’t see him that way, so I tried to gently reject him and wanted us to stay friends. He stiffed me with the bill and said, “You can walk home then, buddy!” FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML
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cheeeksss 29
Even if I were to reject someone, I'd have the decency to drive them home. You don't just let someone walk home alone. That's damn cold.
lex1459 38
Clearly you could do much better, OP. I'm sorry that things didn't work out!
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Comments (62)
Hop6e 22
Wtf? That's just plain confusing. Everything up to that point made sense!! Why did he say no?? I'm so confused!! I'm sorry though, that really sucks. Though if he's able to say no in that manner then you DEFINITELY deserve better because that was a jerk move.
jeanniecm1984 17
I have a friend like this. He sends me crotch shots almost every day. People tell me I should make a move but I won't because this is what would happen. Sorry OP.
PANDORUM89 21
crotch shots? I wouldn't make a move on a guy that sent me crotch shots because he obviously wants sex. a dick pic doesn't = genuine interest. I'd not make a move on him because if he wanted to date you he should grow up and ask you in person not with a creepy picture.
jeanniecm1984 17
Yeah he won't even ask for sex, yet I have enough pictures of his righty whities to make a damn calendar.
Lalala579121 28
You should make a calendar, then distribute it at his place of education and/or employment.
luvlu444 24
sounds like he was leading u on, sorru hun x
Scorpio01 16
That's weird....
warrenhoward42 20
this is extremely confusing...
2ndChanceBob86 9
The double standard is clear in these comments
gobiteme2 34
There's always a double standard the right way and the girls way.
allplayedout 20
OP's gender isn't even stated, my dude. It's nice that you put your boring sexist views out in the open where people can see them though.
vikky538 29
Thats a dead cold no
Alexandria79 22
yep. that sucks. I'd share some cake with you if I could :( so sorry!
CollegeStress15 10
He was already holding your hand? This doesn't make sense! You're probably better off not having him if he does this wishy-washy crap.
Le_ponderer 14
While that must have been awkward for you both, it was good that you were both honest with your feelings. You are brave and another plus; you now know you have the confidence to ask anyone you fancy out. Don't let this get you down.