By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
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iLazy 0

How'd you survive for so long in a closet?

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smiley1014 23

Sounds like they just want you to be straight for them. Be yourself!

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babisugars 0

ugh just hurry up and get over ur so called 'lesbianism' i bet you can look pretty but you don't even try anyone can look pretty with some effort!!! (: then maybe you can get a man if not try plastic surgery

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demonxshadow 1

Arrogance kills. Just thought you should know.

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yupishi 2

Huh, I have quite literally the opposite problem. My friends all think I'm a lesbian but really I just can't get a man. OP is prob better off

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CitrusGirl 0

Start hitting on all your friends. Then they'll believe you.

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CitrusGirl 0

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ipwnlosers 4

The warning wasn't needed... I think we can all tell it was a joke that wasn't that funny.

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Namenlos_fml 20

It's a common social stereotype - just like how a guy can't get a girl, so he's automatically gay.

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DocBastard 38

The only way to prove it to your friends is to **** a real man like Gayboii in front of them, and then say you didn't like it. They are guaranteed to believe you after witnessing such a spectacle.

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spekledworf 18

how can you not like it tho

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Grimmerie 31

don't forget to get some pens in there.

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anerudhan 0

ydi for being a gay. it's just unnatural and disgusting thing to have sex with one of your own gender....I bet you were shunned by your own family...

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DocBastard 38

Hi anerhudan! I'd like to introduce you to a few things: 1) The mods 2) Being moderated 3) Being banned 4) Humility (your profile says simply, "I am god") 5) My best friend named Shut Your ******* Piehole, You Arrogant, Ignorant ****.

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kronosa 0

its prbably because you're ugly right? lmao

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tommyboy101 0

there not true friends then darlin :)

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finndizzle 0

it's because you can't get a girl either. show them some kitty kitty munch munch action and they will believe you

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creepycreek 6

people assume im gay because im ugly. at least you can find someone. FYL

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