Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
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Top comments
iLazy 0
How'd you survive for so long in a closet?
smiley1014 23
Sounds like they just want you to be straight for them. Be yourself!
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Comments (79)
babisugars 0
ugh just hurry up and get over ur so called 'lesbianism' i bet you can look pretty but you don't even try anyone can look pretty with some effort!!! (: then maybe you can get a man if not try plastic surgery
demonxshadow 1
Arrogance kills. Just thought you should know.
yupishi 2
Huh, I have quite literally the opposite problem. My friends all think I'm a lesbian but really I just can't get a man. OP is prob better off
CitrusGirl 0
Start hitting on all your friends. Then they'll believe you.
CitrusGirl 0
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ipwnlosers 4
The warning wasn't needed... I think we can all tell it was a joke that wasn't that funny.
CitrusGirl 0
Why so serious?
Grimmerie 31
65 lost her vibrator today.
Namenlos_fml 20
It's a common social stereotype - just like how a guy can't get a girl, so he's automatically gay.
DocBastard 40
The only way to prove it to your friends is to **** a real man like Gayboii in front of them, and then say you didn't like it. They are guaranteed to believe you after witnessing such a spectacle.
spekledworf 18
how can you not like it tho
Grimmerie 31
don't forget to get some pens in there.
anerudhan 0
ydi for being a gay. it's just unnatural and disgusting thing to have sex with one of your own gender....I bet you were shunned by your own family...
DjeePee 25
Trollollol.
DocBastard 40
Hi anerhudan! I'd like to introduce you to a few things: 1) The mods 2) Being moderated 3) Being banned 4) Humility (your profile says simply, "I am god") 5) My best friend named Shut Your ******* Piehole, You Arrogant, Ignorant ****.
kronosa 0
its prbably because you're ugly right? lmao
tommyboy101 0
there not true friends then darlin :)
finndizzle 0
it's because you can't get a girl either. show them some kitty kitty munch munch action and they will believe you
creepycreek 6
people assume im gay because im ugly. at least you can find someone. FYL