Miscellaneous: Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment...

By explodingpupppet - 30/09/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML

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By creepycrawley247 - 01/05/2013 02:50 - United States - Ellington

Today, after being nearly homeless and couch-hopping for the last few months, I finally signed a 1-year lease. When I got home, I was surprised to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper. It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation. FML

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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the "for rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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By hometown blues - 26/06/2019 20:30

Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML

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By Dlord357 - 07/11/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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I like what you've done with the place

By Scammed - 05/06/2016 18:26 - Mexico - Mexicali

Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML

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By GHEttoUp - 01/05/2019 02:00

Today, my husband and I are temporarily moved into a cheap apartment in town until settlement for the house we are buying. So far, from my balcony, I’ve a watched a drug deal take place and a man scratch at the ground then lick his hands. It’s going to be a long three weeks. FML

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untoldfame 3

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:03

dude! whats not perfect about that? some people would pay extra!

Incubuss 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:04

That's not really a FML, unless you're a prude.

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gangsterbert 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:07

**** niggers and **** you for not thinking that would be hot .

movies12 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:11

I'm not gonna say FYL.. or YDI. Cause usually nudist colonies....the people are heavy and old.... it's not like it's young and attractive guys or girls, but u could go buy some blinds...and if u can't afford them, get paper and just stick it on the window.

ltkrich 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:12

I don't get how that's an fml dude! wanna trade places, I got a house in a retirement community

shnibz101 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:18

#2 thats my favorite movie

sc27 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:28

And why is that a problem

kaelendra 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:34

there's a reason something is inexpensive. use curtains or something and no prob.

omigawdd 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:36

uhmmm so what u just dont have to stare at them all day. :S get some blinds!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

Zoa_fml 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:40

Honestly if that's the worst part about your inexpensive, convenient apartment than STFU!

Super_Vegetto 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:43

YDI for being picky. I'm guessing Trump Towers wasn't an option because Donald Trump Founded them. Bargains beat circumstance, especially if you're not in any real danger. And if nudity is that much of a problem, maybe you should stop grooming, stop having sex, and stop connecting to the Internet.