By hometown blues - 26/06/2019 20:30

Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 180
You deserved it 316

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Well I guess... this actually worked out really well for you! Imagine if you worked up the courage a few months earlier, you might have been the one murdered. Time to find a new place with a new landlord, hopefully just a thief of mugger this time!

Look at it this way, what are the odds your next Landlord/roomie will be a murderer?

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Well I guess... this actually worked out really well for you! Imagine if you worked up the courage a few months earlier, you might have been the one murdered. Time to find a new place with a new landlord, hopefully just a thief of mugger this time!

Look at it this way, what are the odds your next Landlord/roomie will be a murderer?

If you were “dying” to escape dreariness, you couldn’t have picked a better landlord. Mwah-hah-hah!