By Earlybird76 - 04/04/2017 09:00 - Canada - Richmond

Today, after 6 months of unemployment and jobs searching, I showed up to my new job 10 minutes early. My new supervisor confusedly greeted me and informed me I was in fact a week and 10 minutes early. HR changed my start date and told everyone but me. FML
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jbuckets_404 38
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Better a week early than a week late! And possibly then being fired.... :-)

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jkwaks 1
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I hope you have enough money to sustain for a week and 10 mins ! Good luck for the job! And congratulations!

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jkwaks 1
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I hope you have enough money to sustain for a week and 10 mins ! Good luck for the job! And congratulations!

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barleyguy 17
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i wanted to say exactly that but you did.. soo i replied to your comment instead

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jbuckets_404 38
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Better a week early than a week late! And possibly then being fired.... :-)

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jbuckets_404 38
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Now OP - and everybody else on here - knows to call once a week to re-confirm your starting day. Thx! :-)

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species4872 19

Plot twist, OP's new job is in HR.

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commandokid 13
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Better that than a week late!!

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MrSassypants 32
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Fitting username.

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RichardPencil 30
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Yeah, even I knew that! I don't know why HR sent out a worldwide spam about your start date, but I'm glad to know it's legit.

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00sweeney 2

So, you made a trip you didn't have to? Your life is *truly* fucked.

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False_Stupidity 41
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At least it shows that you're keen to start.

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Smartlead 0

Nickname is on point yet I think it'd be cool to add "too" so it can be "TooEarlybird"..

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