Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
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zxglle6382 10
If it's so loud that you can hear from the next house, maybe you can call the police for a noise violation...? That's a thing, right?
pratikp03 22
Still better than justin beiber
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Comments (111)
Ki11erC 18
Ah yes, you Americans and your sue everyone attitude, good luck with this one, no law was broken.
harmtouch16 11
It's not the past owners fault or responsibility. You need to talk to your neighbors and then escalate it to the cops.
yesnid 2
Call the cops and tell them your hearing noises from next door that sound like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. Once the cops tell the guy what they got a complaint about it will let him know what his neighbors really think of him and the cops laughing at him will embarras him.
xxrebelsxx 13
I have the most annoying neighbors to , they scream as loud as they can in the middle of the night and dump all of there beer bottles in the trash can at night too
MrZsDad 19
I lived above some college kids like that once, except they had a dj going on. It was pretty bad when u couldn't hear myself banging on the door. I pulled the breakers to their place and padlocked the breaker box.
LatvianPride 16
Dang, that ain't the Purrfect music..
metalhead88 9
Sounds like some good death metal to me
3Runnerkid 2
Thats not a sueable offense jackass.
GodKing709 2
call the police after 10pm they will shut it down
nannyRayRay 14
Call the cops with a noise complaint