Miscellaneous: Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant....

By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

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By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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Do as I say, not as I do

By Gracie - 24/05/2019 12:02

Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML

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By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

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By dazedandconfused - 25/06/2009 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML

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Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 00:56 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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Manly man

By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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A_Don_101 14

Wednesday 30 March 2016 11:04

You still shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant, even if you're a guy.

everydayGalaXy 11

Wednesday 30 March 2016 10:32

You must just have a certain "glow" about you.

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Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 30 March 2016 15:22

You should not be smoking anyway.

Solano2580 24

Wednesday 30 March 2016 17:19

Why would anyone try to hit a pregnant woman just for smoking?

LegitimateSalmon 12

Wednesday 30 March 2016 17:50

Return the favor, knock his teeth out

KitKat20_fml 20

Wednesday 30 March 2016 18:11

People need to remember to keep their mouth shut and nose out of other people's business. Sorry OP, hopefully your day gets better. :)

chidexy 21

Wednesday 30 March 2016 21:15

hmm I see

davidl7 17

Wednesday 30 March 2016 22:09

If you're a guy and you look like a pregnant woman, you have a lot of things to fix, and you can start by not smoking.

Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Wednesday 30 March 2016 22:43

you're probably one of those guys who need to wear a bra

moniculkin 19

Thursday 31 March 2016 6:02

Okay, that was unnecessary.

nevereyes 31

Thursday 31 March 2016 16:54

You should take the hint and get in to a healthy body and weight

Blissment 12

Tuesday 5 April 2016 1:07

time to lose some weight....and hair

The_Anarchist00 5

Wednesday 6 April 2016 1:13

Lmao

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Same thing different taste

Do as I say, not as I do

Get a load of this guy

Manly man

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