Kids: Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace....

By Joseph N - 19/06/2012 16:08 - United States

Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

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By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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By sdeeter - 29/04/2013 13:39 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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By GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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By Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By ilovekids? - 12/12/2015 02:05 - United States - Commack

Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter told a police officer to call me because I could get them fired unless they let her off for speeding, spitting at and kicking officers, and damaging police property. I work in a supermarket and have no idea what she was talking about. I can’t fire anyone. FML

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Awkward small talk

By mybad - 25/08/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, a customer brought her kids into the store where I work. I like to make people laugh, so being my usual joking self I kidded, "Why aren't those kids in school?" She didn't laugh when she said that their house burned down the night before and the kids had no clothes to wear to school. FML

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Crazynopantsman 11

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:39

I think you're overreacting. They are just kids.

Tempest559 12

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:39

At least they chose a subject the police know about.

Comments

bmkc4 1

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:49

They are only repeating what they have heard.

citymayer 7

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:49

1) they're kids. 2) Jokes. Ever heard of them?

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:49

You're one of the idiots helping shape these children OP. You're supposed to take charge...

shutyourmouth12Z 7

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:58

Oh I feel terrible for you..get over it

elletex 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 22:59

No sense of humor, huh?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:01

You referred to them as kids. Grade school kids, I'd understand. They don't know any better. They haven't grown out of their sense of humor.

CharliesCool2084 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:13

They're only kids.

behady 4

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:19

Sucks that there's no "that's awesome" option

mariah_victoria 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 2:58

That's what I was thinkin' -.-

RavenPoe 8

Saturday 18 June 2016 16:24

That's what I was thinking too. OP calls then kids. If so I find this awesome and funny. I still can't stop laughing. Best quote ever!

sinner92 4

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:20

I actually think its funny. Kids can get away with smart ass comments like that. If you try that in adult hood probably not such a good idea. So let's let the kids stick it to them.