Anonymous
Switzerland
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Coquitlam, Canada
Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
tryingtostealmyheart
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
BobbyHutchinson
Australia
Leg it
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Josh
Fenton, United States
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML
unfortunate
United States
Thanks, dude
Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
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newburton13 26
Buddy, he did you a favor.
Dancer3626 11
That's a lesson to not smoke.
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Comments (159)
Dracoboxer357 36
Holy crap, if someone wants your smoke, or even your wallet, badly enough to threaten your life for it, just giving the damn thing. :p So not worth it. ******* Nut-Bunnies. ;P
ironik69 31
Nut bunnies?!? I think this will make it into my daily repertoire.
Enslaved 38
Mine too. I have a strange drawing to bunnies. I say "rabbit, rabbit" every first of the month to bring me good luck.(:
fml1365 30
That's what this world has come to..
angelitared 27
People these days. **** the world!
yankeesfancg 13
Did you light up one after he left?
Ziggy122 15
Well, there's a good reason to quit smoking...
michelleJ11 25
Being mugged would also be a good reason to stop carrying a purse/wallet, cash or valuables of any kind. Maybe it would be better if we all stayed at home with that logic of yours, we would have to stop carrying everything around with us; we could get mugged ...
Ziggy122 15
Um. That was just a lighthearted attempt at being funny. You oughta start taking FML comments with a grain of salt.
michelleJ11 25
Sorry, I apologize for that. I'm against smoking, but it's been irritating me how everyone uses this FML as an excuse to let everyone know that smoking's bad. Again, I apologize; it was unnecessary and uncalled for.
InfernoVivo 12
Lucky...
assassinthefirst 5
And the next thing you know, the government will start forcing a new warning label on the packs: BEWARE. SMOKING INCREASES THE CHANCES OF ROBBERY.
kelseythompson 27
Nicotine makes people crazy
caohm 18
ummm what?
isallwaysme 27
i think he's trying to say he's an idiot.