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SummerTime98 Canada

Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was trying to hit on me, I rudely gave him a fake name. He thanked me and walked away. I continued to watch him leaving until I saw him ask another woman for her name and took out a wallet and showed it to her. It was my lost wallet. FML

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loto_fml 3

YDI for being so full of yourself.

thentherewas 0

YDI for thinking every guy coming up to ya is gonna hit on ya

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acgcg 0

You Deserve It For Being Conceded.

memillia 0

Fail, because you cannot spell conceited correctly and can't even deliver a proper insult to anyone.

Witchcraft_fml 5

To whom did she concede? Obviously not the Wallet-Man, or she would have told him her name. :/

thatgirl007 0

YDI for thinking every guy asking your name is hitting on you. haha @ #84.

kitten1323 19

YDI for being a stuck up selfish bitch

energyphuck 0

YDI. for being a self centered stuck up bitch.

jetranger778 0

dumb ass. you should have given him your name! IF he started to stalk you, you could get him busted. Parinoid dumb ass

therubixpube 0

You totally deserved it, being a conceited bitch won't get you very far. I would have kept the wallet if I were that guy.

giganticbrain 0

Of course. Of course he was hitting on you. Whenever a man comes up to you to ask your god damn name OF COURSE he must be ******* hitting on you. No other reasoning would make any ****-damn sense. OF ******* COURSE. Jesus Christ. I mean, really. I cannot express the depth of my absolute frustration with people like you.

SummerTime98 0

lmfaooooooo wow relax! I got my wallet back, but after I payed him. He was suspicious looking and I think he was a hobo. Why else would he be sitting outside of starbucks? (thats where I last used my wallet and I was just down the street when he approached me). Clearly I wouldn't give someone like that my real name.

DocWatson 0

YDI, I can't stand stupid bitches that think any time a man talks to them he MUST be hitting on her. You ain't all that, honey.

Gasperilla 0

why did he show the other lady the wallet and not you? Odds are that you probably don't have the same name as her and if you do...well then.