Miscellaneous: Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was... - FML

By SummerTime98 - 27/10/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was trying to hit on me, I rudely gave him a fake name. He thanked me and walked away. I continued to watch him leaving until I saw him ask another woman for her name and took out a wallet and showed it to her. It was my lost wallet. FML

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loto_fml 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:35

YDI for being so full of yourself.

thentherewas 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 12:35

YDI for thinking every guy coming up to ya is gonna hit on ya

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Autumn_beautyx 6

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:37

100 and 10% deserved it. I wish you could press the button mor than once.

radiocaf 29

Saturday 30 May 2015 12:00

YDI for thinking every guy is hitting on you.

jayncrs 16

Tuesday 18 October 2016 15:41

YDI! Next time try being a nice human being, not all men are out to get in your pants! And with an attitude like yours probably most wouldn't want to!!!!

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