By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 16:17 - United States

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 371
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Same thing different taste

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Don't hummingbirds have short lifespans? I think it would be a lot less effort if you just let it die, and maybe become friends with it and exchange pleasantries while it was still alive. Maybe play a few board games, eat ice cream together, ride a two-person bike. Then, once he's riding the bike, ditch him, go back to your house and lock all of the doors and windows. This is me rambling.

WearingHats 14

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Did u throw a brick at a clock? (Tourettes Guy refferance.)

That happened to me once, only the hummingbird was injured because one of my boyfriend's cats had brought it into the house. :( I tried to pick the little guy up with a paper towel and put it outside, but it at least had enough kick left in him to fly at my face whilst I yelled and waved my arms in a somewhat defensive manner.

OMG i thought you were gonna say "and I accidentally suffocated it" bah this FML is more a MLR(my life rocks) because hummingbirds are totally radical. be happy it's not a hawk.

if all else fails, try, try and try again. good luck bro. HAHAHAHA

LillianIsMyBaby 0

if this is a fml situation then i should have posted this same situation like 3 months ago.. clearly not that big of a deal.

xxxbooxxx 16

jealous!! hummingbirds are so soft and cute ^_^

Props to you for catching a hummingbird in th first

This half comment posts, when FML locks up and closes AGAIN and I spent 5 minutes on a comment to a different post previously and clicked send and got the happy little "success" message, only to see that message never showed up?!?! This is why I rarely get on FML anymore, don't know if it's the iPhone app or my phone, but it's totally irritating...not that I expect this comment to show up anywhere.....why am I wasting my time? I need help...