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By kay - 01/06/2012 21:08 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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Leave me alone

By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 21:50 - Saudi Arabia - Dammam

Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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What a tool

By kash - 01/06/2015 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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melikeyturtles 3

Saturday 2 June 2012 5:57

Dont mess with homeless people. They will kick your a** and not care about consequences. They have nothing to lose.

ICastillo 24

Saturday 2 June 2012 5:57

Your lucky it wasn't dirty mike and the boys those homeless guys will have sex in your car.

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Crazberry 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 13:49

Ahh shit I'd totally forgotten about that. I work in a grocery store... I don't even want to imagine the panic shopping.

flashback.miss 28

Saturday 2 June 2012 14:43

Sounds like he pulled more a Gunther... FYL.. that's just terrifying. What the **** was going through his head... and his bloodstream for that matter?

juliarockwood 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 14:54

It's like the zombie apocalypse.

sammyluvspugs 4

Saturday 2 June 2012 15:47

He was talking about the world ending.

snafu63 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:04

great charlie sheen reference. because everyone is still talking about that.

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:05

59 is right. The Mayans never predicted a cataclysm. Contrary to popular belief, there are still people alive of Mayan ancestry and they laugh at the notion of the idea. Recently another, older version of the long count calendar was found and guess what? It goes on past 2012.

HALAL_fml 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 16:59

Omg are u okay

Linkerdoodles 15

Sunday 3 June 2012 4:40

No OP is dead

bellaboo123 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 19:26

Shit!!!????????????????

chavot 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:29

I'd just turn around and "drop kick" um. In the words of Rex kwondo, " you think anyone want a round house kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys."