Work: Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained...

By Username - 10/10/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

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Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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By gothicvamp93 - 04/01/2015 06:46 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

How many times do I need to tell you Blockbuster people that even though the economy is bad, you can't prescribe medication on the side!

faithxoxox 1

Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

Look at you, number one. You went and left poor Alan struck dumb. >/

Comments

humorizer 14

Monday 10 October 2011 15:03

Learn to do your job better. Who gives Ritalin to a dog?! It's all about Adderall, you fool.

its_love2 31

Monday 10 October 2011 15:04

Since you work at Blockbuster, we look forward to your next FML that will read "Today, I lost my job because I worked for Blockbuster and it went bankrupt, FML" haha

zombicidal 11

Monday 10 October 2011 15:19

VHS tapes are not medicine (do they still rent those out (or even make them)

butterz1839 3

Monday 10 October 2011 15:26

All the blockbusters around me are closed

xxsourpatchxx 4

Monday 10 October 2011 15:29

lmmfao

Stoneyyay 5

Monday 10 October 2011 15:34

fyl cause blackbuster is done

frayster 2

Monday 10 October 2011 15:41

blockbuster has a pharmacy o.O

mario3584 0

Monday 10 October 2011 15:49

How much does that pay?

emerluvsu 6

Monday 10 October 2011 15:59

Nice try OP. Blockbuster's been out of buisness for months.

SigmaSky 5

Monday 10 October 2011 17:59

Blockbuster isn't out of business--not even close. They've even extended online like Netflix.

My_Nightmare 19

Monday 10 October 2011 15:59

I actually found this FML quite hilarious

gpd_deputy_1 6

Monday 10 October 2011 19:45

I think it would defeat the purpose of the experiment to chew it over with Twix. Skittles would feel left out. Twix would have an unfair advantage, and we all know that Skittles should win. So let's just sit here and stare into space, ignoring everything and everyone until we come up with a winner. Or until the cops show up, kick in your door, and drag you out onto the lawn, all because you haven't been on Xbox Live for three hours.