Work: Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained...

By Username - 10/10/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

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Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

How many times do I need to tell you Blockbuster people that even though the economy is bad, you can't prescribe medication on the side!

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Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

Look at you, number one. You went and left poor Alan struck dumb. >/

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pengyvan 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 1:37

Are you intoxicated? You must be if you work at Blockbuster.

yahtzeesouls 12

Wednesday 6 April 2016 21:15

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