Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
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Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I was supposed to deliver my S/O's keys to the garage, where he got his car fixed after a minor accident. I pulled out of my alley, only to have my flip flop catch on my accelerator, causing me to hit another car passing by. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
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tdudey123 14
You know what they say, no good deed goes unpunished.
The_Mr_Troll 14
Wow that's stinks. The irony there is pretty great though. Hope the damages aren't too bad, OP.
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Comments (68)
WhiteCrimson 23
Shame man, that dude seems to be one big ball of bad luck
AngrySailor 17
You didn't "check out" the brakes did you. I wouldn't quit your day job to persue dreams of being a mechanic. ;)
worldclassrager 39
The Good Samaritan got into a bit of a problem..,I know he didn't do it intentionally...I think you'll jump a car side by side to make sure that doesn't happen.,,
awkwardlysmiles 12
It was most likely an accident instead of an act of pure evilness. As long as OP got his information he should be fine.
AshAsh014 4
Thank god for insurance =)
LyraAlluse 25
It is times like these I am grateful for car insurance.
OscarEcho 12
Wow. F HIS life! I can only imagine how bad he must have felt at that moment...