Mr york, USA
Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
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