Miscellaneous: Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands...

By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 19:25 - United States - Colonial Beach

Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML

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Get it done already!

By yeetyeet - 06/01/2019 12:00

Today, we had an emergency lockdown drill. The closest room to me was the bathroom, so I rushed in and went into one of the stalls like I was supposed to, only to find out that a girl in the stall next to me was shitting. And it didn't seem like she was going to be done anytime soon. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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MonoMask 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:51

Viva le burn?

christopherlove 0

Friday 24 April 2009 10:10

I'm a guy, and I've gone into a public restroom, walked past people to whom I paid no attention, thought nothing odd about the lack of urinals, used a stall, came out, and only THEN noticed the women washing their hands. Damn, I should post this story here.

Comments

srak 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 8:15

damn she torched you ass man! major burn!

constantine91 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 8:19

How dare you! She is a woman!

sens3sfailing 24

Friday 3 August 2012 21:46

Who apparently looks like a man...

fmlsrfunny77 0

Friday 9 April 2010 10:12

I woulda slapped that bitch and laid the beating

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 27 April 2010 20:33

she's female. she just figured out she looks like man

rachel_x27 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 4:21

awww :(

mvs198 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 3:28

dont be sad cuz she is probably a really stupid perdon and you are a beautiful girl and im sorry but that girl is a freaking retard!!!!

sublime420 11

Wednesday 6 October 2010 21:12

She's retarded because she thought she was in the Mens room after seeing what she thouht was a man, and double checked her mistake?

Illyssa_fml 4

Friday 17 September 2010 15:10

you should've flashed your vag at her

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 6 June 2011 10:27

or butter face.

EmilyFelton98 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 11:21

Man It's Fourth Of July Tomorrow And You Just Got An Early Case Of "BURN"

wolfgold2 20

Friday 9 May 2014 22:43

WHY?!?! JUST WHY?!?!

CassieBoo143 12

Sunday 17 July 2011 6:22

sad !! lmao

constantine91 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 8:17

Start being more girly. You have a ****** for a reason. Either that, or to cause less confusion use use the men's bathroom.

sammyjo06 14

Sunday 2 March 2014 22:16

Uhhh while I agree if she is concerned about looking like a girl, she should work on her appearance, it's not appropriate to say "you have a ****** for a reason." Yeah, and that reason is biological. It's not so she has to look girly for you.