Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
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Top comments
MonoMask 0
Viva le burn?
christopherlove 0
I'm a guy, and I've gone into a public restroom, walked past people to whom I paid no attention, thought nothing odd about the lack of urinals, used a stall, came out, and only THEN noticed the women washing their hands. Damn, I should post this story here.
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Comments (37)
srak 0
damn she torched you ass man! major burn!
constantine91 0
How dare you! She is a woman!
sens3sfailing 25
Who apparently looks like a man...
fmlsrfunny77 0
I woulda slapped that bitch and laid the beating
tencentsakiss 19
she's female. she just figured out she looks like man
rachel_x27 0
awww :(
mvs198 0
dont be sad cuz she is probably a really stupid perdon and you are a beautiful girl and im sorry but that girl is a freaking retard!!!!
sublime420 11
She's retarded because she thought she was in the Mens room after seeing what she thouht was a man, and double checked her mistake?
Illyssa_fml 4
you should've flashed your vag at her
atomicbaboon 0
or butter face.
EmilyFelton98 0
Man It's Fourth Of July Tomorrow And You Just Got An Early Case Of "BURN"
wolfgold2 20
WHY?!?! JUST WHY?!?!
CassieBoo143 12
sad !! lmao
constantine91 0
Start being more girly. You have a ****** for a reason. Either that, or to cause less confusion use use the men's bathroom.
sammyjo06 14
Uhhh while I agree if she is concerned about looking like a girl, she should work on her appearance, it's not appropriate to say "you have a ****** for a reason." Yeah, and that reason is biological. It's not so she has to look girly for you.