By Bruised - 07/03/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML
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Perpexel 4

Holy crap! you guys came up with crazy ideas. The truck driver drove VERY close to me to scare me and then he honked his horn which made me jump and smack into the side of the truck. i was NOT raped or hit by the truck. hope that clears up some things

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DahliaNoir 0

'Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot' You don't say...

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Use of the parking lot is for parked vehicles, moving vehicles, and pedestrian traffic. You ceased being any of the former when you decided to become a mostly stationary obstacle.

Ecnassianer 0

YDI for stopping in the middle of a parking lot to tie your shoe. Even if the guy wasn't drunk, he still could have hit you.

pissybitch13 0

haha been there plus my daddy who is a truck driver thrend this really cute guy a year older then me for saying i was pretty.....he took his number back fml=[

serenaaaa_fml 0

she's definitly made this sstory up cuz if u got hit by a TRUCK ur automatically dead...

fat_bastard_607 0

OP Is "bruised "... buttsecks or vehicular ass-ault?

I thought it was that she was in her car parked and was tying her shoelaces in her car when a drunk truck driver backed into her car

So... the drunk truck driver scolded you for tying your shoes in the parking lot?

Perpexel 4

Holy crap! you guys came up with crazy ideas. The truck driver drove VERY close to me to scare me and then he honked his horn which made me jump and smack into the side of the truck. i was NOT raped or hit by the truck. hope that clears up some things