Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML
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DahliaNoir 0
'Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot' You don't say...
astro_plastic 0
Surprise buttsex?
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Comments (142)
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
at least you still have use of your fingers :)
zimbry 0
did he get a semi up the butt?
1b0a3n1g1e0m 0
why would you even do that
NaoPudding 8
Well, if you were standing in the way, you do kind of deserve it...
smurfman44265034 0
so what happend
budd28 0
u got hit?
KaylieBieber13 0
OUCH FYL
Carlie_McCartney 1
A drunk driver shouldn't have been the one to show you that....
Marblecakelolz 11
You sound butthurt.
polarbearpiss 15
YDI