Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML
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Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Today, I saw a dog trying to attack a man. I have experience working with aggressive dogs, so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control. The man punched me in the face for not having my dog on a leash. It wasn't my dog. I don't even own a dog. FML
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I attempted a casual jog in my neighborhood. Halfway through, my shoelace snapped, and I tripped, skidding across someone’s lawn. The homeowner rushed out, not to help, but to ask why I was “attacking” their grass. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
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MolesterStallone 13
I would have punched him in the face...
zandalee 20
You need to report him and the dog. Imagine if it had been a child that this dog had attacked! It will attack again. Sounds like it has before judging by the owners response!
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Comments (109)
bulbul116_fml 4
stupid man..!
FilleNoir 21
Well if you run fast past a dog... They are bound to attack/jump on you. Ydi/ Fyl
THE_A_TEEN 28
Really? Do all dogs do that? Because I passed a few dogs while running and nothing happened. Are you sure you're not making up shit just to put the blame on OP?
Climaxx 11
When somebody runs past my dog he walks to the side & lets them past. It's all in the training..
esines 9
He was on a jogging track dumbass, you expect him to just creep along because there is a dog and as everyone apparently knows "running past a dog = dog attack"
poofpeytey 3
The dog, and the owner need to be trained
GovernorGeneral 8
For all we know, you could've edited that...
jburd45 1
you shouldve turned around real fast and ran at the dog and barked at it acting all crazy. like Brian does to the crying baby in the restraint on family guy
jburd45 1
restaraunt*
Shrike 24
*sigh* *restaurant
jburd45 1
already corrected my typo so you look stupid
kprando25 8
85: you look even more stupid because you spelled restaurant wrong
Lunasis 14
yeah and you corrected it wrong. good job
nightmare2274 0
Stupidity at it's finest...
shawnaishere 14
Let's hope the dog doesn't have rabies or anything
Pandacupcakelove 26
The level of stupidity is too damn high.
mrsmaglietta 6
that's when you sue him
astralvagan 20
I'm not trying to defend the owner, but perhaps your body language was threatening to the dog. Or maybe the dog was just mean. Personally, I would sue his ass!