Anonymous
Australia
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
aginglikemilk
They weren't wrong...
Today, I had a customer tell me that I don't look a day over 39. I'm 35. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Not a wife guy
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Baby Face
Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Today, the cashier at the local grocery store in my area said that I don't look a day over 40. I'm 28. FML
Kellie
Small talk hell
Today, I told my boss her new haircut made her look younger. She smiled and said, “Oh, thank you!” I tried to double down on the compliment and said, “Yeah, like... 20 years ago younger!” She stopped smiling. It turns out that would’ve made her twelve. FML
Anonymous
Clocked
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Cindell
Tucson, United States
Timeless
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, I overheard my younger coworkers discussing my age. They said, “How old is she? Some days she looks like she's 35 and other days she looks like she's 58!” FML
Romina
Shorty
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
disgusting
Thetford, United Kingdom
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Anonymous
Gatineau, Canada
I'm a mess
Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Just think, when you reach 40, you'll look good for someone who should have died 10 years ago. You could be the hottest cougar at your high school prom.
allmidnighteyes 11
meth combined with a lack of sleep will do that to ya but hey, at least you can fool guys into thinking you're a cougar now! rawrrr
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pandalover69 26
something like that happened to my friend once. this chick thought she was my mom and she's only 6 months older then me. she really doesn't look that old
d0u6la5b 0
Stop smoking methamphetamine, that shit is no good. If not, try make up and a haircut. The real test, try to purchase booze. If they don't card you, FYL even more.
KoRnchick 3
why try? you only have to b 18
graceinsheepwear 34
21 in many US states. The point is to see if they ask for I D.
fivetimeslonger 24
Not everything is from the US, buddy. This post is from Australia. And here's the big shocker: not only are there other countries but they have their own laws! Stunning, I know.
cartoonelvis 0
Yeah, stop the meth, quit smoking and stay out of the sun.
Bloodknight 22
Haha!
kravitzz1990 0
u must be american!! whats in ur water? lol
Tequilamockngbrd 7
It says she's from Australia.
Plumppotato 3
wow
G6chick 0
Kravitzz ur a prejudiced asshole.
kravitzz1990 0
ps.. at least if u look older u can get away with stuff when ur underage!!! im 20 n ppl thibk i look 17! FML BUT FYL TOO! lol
littlexlion 4
That blows, my sister feels your pain. She is 24 but people say she looks 15.
doggie3 0
wrinkle cream?
jchansfan 0
Damn that Crystal Meth. But guys, she prolly looks like 30 or something beacuse she looked "good for 40". lol
Cristaderzi 0
Ha Ive had kids think I was their peers... And some thought I was FOURTEEN!! My real age??? THIRTY-ONE on December 2nd!!! Lol
Anteezy 7
pedo : /
cmac86 24
your problem is?... I'd try to go buy liquor right now if I were you.
another_girl 0
You're allowed to buy alcohol in Australia at 18 anyway. :-)