Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, after my landlord emailed to say someone would be inspecting the apartment at 10 AM, I cleaned everything and waited at home all morning. At noon, I called to ask where they were. The inspection was scheduled for next Tuesday. I'd read the date wrong. FML
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML
Today, after my landlord announced a "surprise" apartment inspection, I spent the entire night cleaning every room, scrubbing the oven, and organizing closets. The inspector walked in, looked around for 20 seconds, checked for a smoke detector, then left. FML
Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML
Today, I came home from work to find construction workers repaving my street. I work the graveyard shift. FML
Today, I found out the works council won't let the company offer me the job for which I was the only applicant because the council requires 3 years experience with the company. I've only been here for 2 years, 10 months, and 26 days. FML
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Annlon 9
Your tax dollars at work.
mysteryguy3039 33
Better late than never
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Comments (57)
Danielle_2598 9
Procrastination at its finest
epilepticloh 20
I hope you at lest USED your pool within those 10 years
PenguinBitch 44
Counsel worker: "Excuse me. Are you Marty Mcfly?" Op: "Yes" "I got something for you! It's a letter...for a pool inspection. We've had this for over 10 years!" HE's ALIVE! THE DOCS ALIVE!"
saffy66 34
Australian council workers - gotta love 'em.
shinikageWolf 15
"What's the date on the schedule?" "....January.... 2005...."
RKD 23
What explanation did the inspector give?
Smo0chin 14
Did you ask if he had slipped into a wormhole and travelled 10 years forward.
stiffster 5
ydi for not following up in 10 years. Sure bad on their part, but you gotta look out for yourself
simpson_c 5
What they barely missed their window