Health, Moving home and Fear: Today, I found out I need to have emergency surgery, which is...

By Brittney Anderson - 24/03/2019 14:00

Today, I found out I need to have emergency surgery, which is extremely convenient considering I'm literally supposed to be moving out of state in 2 days and my whole house is completely packed. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 09/12/2024 08:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I found out that at my work they are cutting one and a half of our departments, and I might need to find a new job. The problem is it's going to be really hard to get new job, as nowhere will want to hire someone who needs surgery. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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Frustration

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 12:01 - United States - Aldie

Today, I found out I need surgery for a hernia that blew up after working out. I’ve been working out constantly to keep my mind off of my ex, who was the right person at the wrong time, and now I can’t even do that. FML

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Rain check

By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I was supposed to leave for Switzerland for a month, to see my boyfriend whom I haven't seen for over 6 months. Unfortunately, I broke my leg three days ago and I now I need to stay home and get surgery. FML

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A mother's love…

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By John Brown - 24/07/2018 15:00

Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML

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By BadKneeBackAndSinuses - 23/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML

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Free healthcare when?

By tooth fairy - 20/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, my dentist called and told me that the surgery to remove my wisdom teeth - which I desperately need and saved for a year to be able to afford - will actually cost nearly $2000 more than originally stated. The surgery is supposed to be in three days. FML

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MVP

By Darren - 31/08/2020 04:01 - Australia - Greenacre

Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML

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By FlyingPain - 05/08/2016 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I need to get a root canal, the only day I can get an appointment is on the same day I'm flying out for training for my new job. I can't get out of either, so now need to face my fear of flying and fear of dentists the same day. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 March 2019 15:45

She’s being sarcastic.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 March 2019 15:50

I hope when they’re in there, they give you a literalectomy — a simple procedure where they remove your need to throw unnecessary “literallys” in your speech.

Comments

ryand82 11

Sunday 24 March 2019 15:08

"Inconvenient "

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 March 2019 15:45

She’s being sarcastic.

indienerdgirl 27

Sunday 24 March 2019 15:12

That sucks but taking care of your health is way more important. I hope you have people that can help you recover and help with your belongings.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 March 2019 15:50

I hope when they’re in there, they give you a literalectomy — a simple procedure where they remove your need to throw unnecessary “literallys” in your speech.

BigSissy 14

Sunday 24 March 2019 20:51

I think half of America could use one of those.

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 24 March 2019 19:27

In my experience, emergency surgery is inconvenient no matter the circumstances.

Akitakat 31

Thursday 28 March 2019 12:44

Be thankful they caught whatever needed being caught & are able to do the surgery. That said, I’m sure you are but are worried enough as anyone would be. Will be praying for a quick recovery. Shalom.

fax4voice3 8

Thursday 18 February 2021 18:18

Something like this happened to my parents in 1966, when I was four. Two days before we were supposed to move across country, my baby sister died of SIDS.