Sex, Relatable, Awkward and Intimacy: Thorough check

Thorough check

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 23:34 - United States - Akron

Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML

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By unlucky_number13 - 14/07/2009 09:41 - United States

Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML

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By smellybelly - 02/03/2012 06:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years old. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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You deserved it 292

By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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You deserved it 4 393

By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 065

By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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You deserved it 15 389

By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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You deserved it 4 615

What a Q-tip

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML

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You deserved it 6 482

person961 9

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:20

Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady

WCARlover 34

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:21

Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha

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1dbvbandbotdf 15

Sunday 26 January 2014 7:33

That's hot

bsmith2012 6

Monday 27 January 2014 21:37

OCD much?

4everbored11 1

Tuesday 28 January 2014 6:56

You're disgusting, don't you shower?

KarstensRize 5

Wednesday 29 January 2014 1:05

I'm gonna start checking for lint before I get down n dirty now

Ihavegas 22

Friday 31 January 2014 2:23

a few more and you could make a scarf from it

B0n351337loser 7

Saturday 8 February 2014 8:57

I happen to like to tease a bit as I go down, and lint on my tongue isn't exactly my idea of fun, or sexy.

sweggy 5

Tuesday 12 August 2014 20:53

that is disgusting .. why would you ever do such a horrid thing

Awkward beyond belief 14

Tuesday 21 October 2014 6:53

Why does it say "5ML"? Did anyone else notice that?

xChaos 29

Friday 30 January 2015 5:14

Five year anniversary

rjc490 29

Wednesday 10 June 2015 8:32

I was wondering what that was about

Tunnus 12

Saturday 14 March 2015 5:48

5ML.

Quikshock 5

Wednesday 18 March 2015 15:02

5ml babe

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Thorough check

Same thing different taste

Dirty talk

What a Q-tip

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